In which I attempt to evaluate the Amcor PLM14000E, practice the art of Unboxing and find that I really am easily distracted.

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The “portable” Amcor PLM14000E arrived the other day battered and bruised by Brown but intact, mostly. I clear a section of the office. It is bigger than I thought it would be, Presh says that this is about the size of what she was expecting. The bottled water array is moved for the Unboxing event. I grab the camera…

2

I appreciate instructions like these. I really do. I would have ripped the top of the box open then slit down its side. I think that would have worked as well but I FTFM anyway. Notice the damage to the packing…

3

The unit weighs 34 kilos and the heat has made the box brittle? I try to lift it using the handles on the box but it does not want to. Is this more detail than is necessary for an Unboxing event? Discuss…

4

The unit looks okay. No cracks in the plastic, though the packing did not make it. It did its job and sacrificed. I now have to wait two hours so that the refrigerant can settle? I guess. It does not say but I will wait…

5

Presh tells me to shoot the unopened manual. I never read the manual unless it is written on the side of the box. I like to read external packaging and while I appreciate the zen of Apple packaging I am more entertained if not enlightened by MS packaging. Insert MS iPod packaging video here.

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This is where it all goes wrong.

I have to wait two hours before plugging the unit in. So I Unbox the rest of the items for shooting. I play around to see how the bits likely fit together. This goes here. This fits here. I guess I need to extend this exhaust hose… whoa!

I pull the exhaust hose to extend it and it makes this Blue Man Group riff. The tone changing as I extend it. Cool. I bend and twist and extend and contract. This fricking rocks. I must film this but my camera and podcasting gear is not here. Everything stops, then the weekend and the trip to Tucson, then other projects and two hours has become a lot of days. I have not yet plugged in the unit cause I want to make my BMG video first.

Stay tuned…

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