Archive for June, 2006

So anyway…

ummm...

So anyway, I am in that leather jacket store. It is 105 degrees outside and the psychic dissonance is deafening, but my nephew is starting at some college in Boston so his aunt decides to get him a leather jacket. I wait sipping my iced coffee. On the end cap I see this dress. I turn to Presh and ask, “that is the anti-theft thingy, right? If not, you should get this skirt!”

This was part of the blur that was my week.

Air Force One

af1

So this is my first time aboard Air Force One, except it is not really Air Force One cause the President is not on board. I was tempted to spray paint the engine, but that has so been done. Instead, I do the wave and hum the theme and see if I can visit the Presidential crapper.

Uh…

shit

It is my understanding that at least two Presidents have crapped here. Some people have Graceland. I have this.